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All rights reserved; Terms are subject to change without notice; Illustrations are slightly smaller and may not show detail; Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is unintentional and purely coincidental; Do not remove this disclaimer under penalty of law; Hand wash only, Tumble dry on low heat; Do not bend, fold, mutilate, or spindle; Your mileage may vary; No substitutions allowed; Offer good for a limited time only; This message is void where prohibited, taxed, or otherwise restricted; Caveat emptor; Message is provided “as is” without any warranties; Reader assumes full responsibility; An equal opportunity message; No shoes, no shirt, no message; Quantities are limited while supplies last; If any defects are discovered, do not attempt to read them yourself, but return to an authorized service center; Parental advisory – explicit lyrics; Text may contain explicit materials some readers may find objectionable, parental guidance is advised; Keep away from sunlight; Keep away from pets and small children; Limit one-per-family please; No preservatives added; Slippery when wet; Safety goggles may be required during use; Sealed for your protection, Do not read if safety seal is broken; Call before you dig; Not liable for damages arising from use or misuse; For external use only; If rash, irritation, redness, or swelling develops, discontinue reading; Read only with proper ventilation; Avoid extreme temperatures and store in a cool dry place; Keep away from open flames; Avoid contact with eyes and skin and avoid inhaling fumes; Do not puncture, incinerate, or store above 120 degrees Fahrenheit; Do not place near a flammable or magnetic source; Smoking this message could be hazardous to your health; Reading is addictive; No salt, MSG, artificial color or flavoring added; If ingested, do not induce vomiting, and if symptoms persist, consult a physician; May cause drowsiness, alcohol may intensify this effect; Read with food; Use caution when operating a car or dangerous machinery; Possible penalties for early withdrawal; Offer valid only at participating sites; Slightly higher west of the Rockies; Allow four to six weeks for delivery; Objects in mirror are closer than they appear. 

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